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Posted 04/28/2024 by FlatLandExchange, LLC

Tamarac Rd, Marianna, FL 32448 Land for Sale

Behold, you've stumbled upon the gem of unsightliness.

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Behold, you've stumbled upon the gem of unsightliness nestled right here in the Sunshine State Welcome to what can only be described as the magnum opus of unimpressiveness, the crown jewel of disappointment on this street. Picture this: a plot of land so rugged and unkempt, it makes a wild forest look like a manicured garden. The previous owner probably had grand visions of family picnics and outdoor escapades, but alas, nature had other plans, and it looks like Mother Nature won this round.

Ever watched those home renovation shows and thought, "I could clear that mess in a jiffy with a chainsaw"? Well, dust off your chainsaw and grab an extra fuel can because you're about to embark on a wilderness adventure right in your backyard. And don't even think about relying on those rainy season floods to wash away the mess—this place is so high and dry, Noah himself would be envious.

Sure, there's electricity nearby, but unless you plan on charging your phone in the middle of nowhere, it's not much use to you. And forget about the convenience of city life—Orlando might as well be on another planet from here.

Fancy a fishing trip? Well, tough luck, my friend. You'll need to embark on an epic quest just to find the nearest boat ramp, and don't even get me started on the beach—might as well pack a picnic for the journey.

Looking to shoot the next blockbuster zombie apocalypse movie? Congratulations, you've found your set! With its overgrown foliage and eerie atmosphere, this place screams "post-apocalyptic wasteland" louder than a horde of undead.

But fear not, intrepid adventurer, for amidst the chaos and desolation, there shines a glimmer of hope: this plot of land is yours for the taking, with a clear title and not a flood zone in sight. So, if you're brave enough to tame this wild frontier, step right up and claim your slice of Florida paradise—trees included.

Discounted Cash Price: $25000 

Owner Financing is possible 

Address:    TAMARAC RD Marianna 32448 

County:    Jackson County, FL 

Subdivision:    COMPASS LAKE HILLS UNIT 1 

Lot number:    LOT 2 and 3

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Property Details

Title
Behold, you've stumbled upon the gem of unsightliness.
Status
Land for Sale
Complete Address
Tamarac Rd, Marianna, FL 32448

Pricing Details

Price
$25,000.00
  • Down Payment
  • $6,250.00
  • Type of Property
    Other
    APN
    02-2n-11-0081-00s0-0020 and 0030
    Acres:
    0.00
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